Fun night!

Last night I went to my first Passions Party. Um, I'm still a little prude and I don't want to tell you what it is if you have never heard of it, so go ahead and google it if you have any questions. Plus, explaining it would put me in a position of educating people about sex toys and I am really the wrong person to ask. I've only had one vibrator in my entire life and it drowned in the bathtub years ago. :( I kept it around for nostalgic reasons but then one time my Mom was helping me move and I swear she picked the lock to my secret box and saw my vibe. Or maybe the lock wasn't latched...but seriously? If you see a lock on a box in a single 20-something's apartment, don't peek! Anyway, I threw it away immediately and couldn't look my mom in the eye the rest of the day.

It started with wine. And beer and Mojitos. And spring rolls. They were phallically appropriate. One we were buzzed and relaxed, we sat down and decided to play a game. You know, the one where you put marshmallows in your mouth and try to say something lewd, and the gal that can cram the most in there and still speak wins. We all tied at 4 marshmallows because my neighbor Kempie sprayed white goo out of her mouth and some of it landed in her hair, and then the Passion party consultant, who was totally unphased, started picking sticky white goo out of her hair. Maybe it's just one of those, 'you had to be there' moments, but I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

There are a lot of Mommies in this Mater Planned community of suburban bliss and it seems like more and more of them are becoming consultants for various companies. But honestly, aside from Bung Chows stamping parties, I have a hard time getting excited about any of it. No I don't want to go to your 'Pampered chef tupperware mary kay bow making party'. I'm not going to spend my (husbands) money on something that I can buy at Super Target on the clearance rack(Target...oh how do i love thee?). But I gotta tell you, when I got my evite for Dildo's and Drinks at Patty's house, I got really excited. Plus, another cool thing is that EVERY husband offered to be home to take care of the kiddos without whining that they worked too hard all week to be in charge of the kids. Plus the products are actually reasonably priced. I should know. I made out of there with a nice new blue friend for about $30. Oh, and this one is waterproof...I learned my lesson on that one.