Man child

Kennen pees standing up now. This might not seem like 'news' but when you don't have a penis (like me) and you have not been the one to show your son how to lift the toilet seat, it's pretty fucking hilarious to watch him pull down the front of his pants, aim and fire! Then at the end of every 'event' he says, "Shake it off," as he...ahem...shakes it off.

Then there was that day that I sent the kids outside to play and I was sipping my coffee and watching out the window when I nearly choked. He was running and then stopped, whipped it out and peed. Shake it off. Tuck it back in. Run and play 'Monster Hannah' with Kim and the dog.

Every day I love them just a little bit more. :D