Monday Memes...

I've been tagged by kbear!

1. What was I doing ten years ago?

It was just a few weeks before my 19th birthday so that would put me working a temp job that I loved! It was telephone tech support for a grocery store and it was oddly fulfilling. Okay, the job probably sucked but I really liked the people I worked with. I met a nice guy and ended up dating him for a few years. Tragically, he dumped me. Ah well, what can you do? I was also living in my first apartment with my friends Angela and Wendy. I made a few feeble attempts at community college, but I had a hard time balancing school, work, and my social life so I blew off college for a few years. I will definitely support my kids financially when they are college aged. I found it impossible to 'do it all'.

2. What are five things on my list to do today?
1. Go see 'Kung-Fu Panda' with the neighbors-done!
2. Take the title from my old car down to the dealership.
3. Clean my bathroom.
4. Water my poor plants! The heat is keeping them from flowering and it's pissing me off! I'm going to give them a nice long drink.
5. Wash my car.

3. Snacks I enjoy?
Chips and salsa...that is all I can think of now. I'm not much of a snacker. I drink coffee if I'm hungry? Oh, wine too. And lots of diet soda. I haven't had coffee or wine in over a week now. I'm still scared to eat or drink anything weird and rightly so!


4. Things I Would Do If I Were A Billionaire?

Buy Jeff a boat. And a lake to put it on.
Make sure that my parents and grandparents were taken care of.
Live a very extravagant lifestyle
Give a lot to charities.
I have no idea. Money doesn't mean that much to me. After this week I have seen that nothing else matters if you don't have your health and as long as I have that then I really have everything I need.

5. Three of my bad habits

Reading a lot of blogs!
Not doing my laundry
Being a bitch

6. Five places I have lived?
Mesa, AZ
Flagstaff, AZ
Springfield, IL
Katy, TX

7. Five jobs I've had?
1- McDonalds...hey I was 16!
2. – various temp jobs
3. – Cocktail waitress-best job ever! Working at one of 3 bars in a small college town can make you pretty popular! Well, popular with drunk frat boys.
4. – I was a ticket girl at a greyhound dog track. I made some serious money in tips at this job! sometimes $100 from one person! ka-ching!
5. – mommy supreme. Tedious, thankless, and requires a lot of patience. I am counting down the years until I can go back to work with a clean conscience, but I am so thankful that I am able to do this and I think I'm doing a pretty good job. My kids are great!

8. How did you name your blog?

One day I was playing with my myspace page and I typed into my headline, "I tripped and fell into suburban bliss" and it just seemed to sum up where I was in my life


Tripped=got pregnant And Fell=got married to a person I knew for 11 months Into Suburban Bliss=seriously I live in candyland. All of the storefronts match, all of the schools match, it is perfectly landscaped and manicured and symmetrical and lovely. It's kind of spooky!

Tag 5-6 people

Penny
Sloane
Rage
Audra
....and KRISTINA! I will miss your blog Kristina...say it aint so! I am tagging in hopes that you will keep blogging!