What does a girl have to do to be added to your friends blog list? I can give you my first born. Oh, wait I don't have any kids. I know, i can give you keys to my house. That's right, i don't own anything. I could get you a job at my work. That won't work I still have the lamest job ever. Hmmm...i know can black mail you with those pictures i have from 15 years ago we're we dressed up in those ugly clothes from Mrs. Dee's house. Would that work? Oh wait, then i'd have to post myself in the picture. dang it i don't have anything.
11 years ago my binge drinking and promiscuity caught up with me in the form of 2 blue lines when I peed on a stick. My boyfriend fortunately turned out to be a good egg (the best egg ever actually!!!) and we have been married 10 years now. We've moved across the county twice and have now landed happily in Texas. The only dangerous fun that we can find around here is not putting 2 inch white blinds in the front windows of our house and getting a letter of complaint from the HOA.
You can contact me at stellatrippedandfell@gmail.com
4 comments:
It reminds me that I shouls update mine as well!
i'm late, so ill answer your last post here.
I found you through Eva. I was looking for new things to read.
this is an interesting question. i dont know how a lot of people found me, but it might be from comments i leave
i had no idea you were reading me!! I've been lurking for a while :)
I can't remember who I found you through... But just that B.A.D. made me bust out laughing.
What does a girl have to do to be added to your friends blog list? I can give you my first born. Oh, wait I don't have any kids. I know, i can give you keys to my house. That's right, i don't own anything. I could get you a job at my work. That won't work I still have the lamest job ever. Hmmm...i know can black mail you with those pictures i have from 15 years ago we're we dressed up in those ugly clothes from Mrs. Dee's house. Would that work? Oh wait, then i'd have to post myself in the picture. dang it i don't have anything.
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