It has been way too long!

I am intimidated with my long list of stories so, as I do with laundry, I avoid blogging. But today I did 5 loads of laundry, plus I ironed Jeffs work shirts...so I think I can write a little too.

The big news is that my husband has come up with a name for the baby. Are you ready? Are you sure? Can you handle it? Da-da-da-duhhhhhhhh: It's Levi.

sigh

I was all ready to be a nice wife and let my husband name this baby but I do not have good associations with the name. I think of a toothless tweeker working in a dusty mechanics shop in A.J. That is Apache Junction to all of you non-Arizona dwellers. To be fair, A.J. is no longer the shit hole it used to be...but I have not lived in the valley of the sun for 5 years now so A.J. will always be a big sand pit with bikers, a huge porn shop, and and tweekers named Levi.

Levi *mylastname*. nah...I just don't like it. The only thing I like about it is that it is Old Testamenty...but it just doesn't excite me the way Jonah does. Oh and if we name him Jonah, then I can decorate his nursery with whales! How cute would that be! I can make an Uppercase Living phrase that says, "Jonah and the Whale." Hee hee, I luvs it.

In other news, my tits need their own area code. Okay so they aren't huge by normal peoples standards...but they are friggin huge for me! They look like big perfectly round implants. They are lovely but I am kind of sick of them. They get in the way and they make me feel fat. Although, nothing makes me feel as fat as my tummy! Oh lawsie mercy it is getting big. I know, I need to take another picture. I took one for my friend Sara because she bugs me for one every time I talk to her. But I can't show you because it is half-nakey. Yep, I texted a half-nakey pic of my baby belly...Sara could sell it and make millions. Or at least $50 bucks.

So these are the fascinating things that are going on in my life. Gotta go take Kim to soccer practice! I Love those of you that still read this! :D